maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
When one of my friends actually raises their hand...
egberts: turtwink: can i have a popular post again
blowmeblaine: blowmeblaine: blowmeblaine: the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right the two most important things in every girl’s life the boobs and the laptop
internetexplorers: ican-t-believe-i-actually: internetexplorers: look you lil bitch your URL though you can’t deny it fits perfectly son of a bitch
rneerkat: rneerkat: how do you steal a coat? you jacket
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
swa-gay: people who still say “derp” and “stahp”
scroll on facebook for 5 seconds
When you laugh a little too loud in a quiet place
squidwurd: squidwurd: i burn calories by insulting them “hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
actionfighter: no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation where are you paolo
theniamsextapes: mollyiswideawake: Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then bitch it might be
best-of-funny: fluffywhitechicken: filthytricksyhobbitses: guys perfume that smells like books if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you X
pembroke: buttercup’s reaction to getting money is similar to my own
uxiebunny: IS A CHARACTER EVER SO ADORABLE THAT YOU FEEL LIKE THROWING A COMPLETE FIT AND FLIPPING TABLES AND THROWING THINGS AND SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HANDLE ALL THE CUTE
dirkstridersbraces: firebending-turtleducks: dirkstridersbraces: one time i took a picture of a girl’s buttcrack in gym class and got sent to the assistant principal’s office and the school cop busted in asking where the drugs were because he had heard someone had crack on their phone and it was the hardest thing to tell him it was a buttcrack and not actual crack without laughing i guess...
tvgropes: (◡‿◡✿) (◡‿◡✿) (◡‿◡✿) (⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK
sadillite: all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
brella: i love shipping because you are basically in love with two people being in love
I change the date on my homework to make it seem...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: laugh-addict: (lol here!) This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.